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'Self Titled' LP​/​CD [OCW​-​012]

by HAKAN

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    Hakan first album (2015) re-printed on tape.
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1.
We are the Hakan, baby!
2.
Never said that your bands rock I saw you playing at the dock T'was anaphylactic shock I fell down on the ground With my body upside down T'was anaphylactic shock Can only wish you good luck With your fucking bands that suck Don't even try to suck up to me I can't stand my new allergy
3.
Landlord 00:45
You spy me from above When I'm playing with my balls Then you stalk me on the telephone When I jerk off all alone Hey, you asshole, alright When you're coming for the rent (landlord) With your fatty and sweaty hands (landlord) You say we can talk discount (landlord) If I pay some with my mouth (landlord) I don't wanna feel your belly
4.
Only a million and a couple of germs And not a single pill to kill them all And what the fuck is that dot on my nose I want the valium doctor prescribe me some more I double checked the symptoms right on my phone I want an answer where the hell is the cure And in the meanwhile I feel cracks in my bones The different heartbeat just came out of the blue oh no
5.
I have no reason to moan or to be sad I have never wanted a girl enough is a cat And if you say that I'm crazy You should have seen her laziness Last night when we played chess I like the way that she purrs I like it like that I like her fur and her smell a beautiful pet And if you say that I'm crazy See her tidying up her new toilet Then she comes to me in bed She said Andrzej I'm not in the right mood My dry food wasn't all that good I said Kocurek c'mon don't be so sad You can't stay mad at me why can't you see Yeah, I fell in love with Kocurek I fell in love with my new pet
6.
King of the ring He can punch so hard yeah No matter if you cheat Your nose will suddenly start to bleed Before you start to scream
7.
Another midnight shift Cocaine to boost me up Elevator to the roof But I just wanna hit the road Late night robbery Sneak in like a cat Easy easy don't trip the alarm Laser grids, a million cams A step away from years in jail
8.
Let Me Go 01:09
Please stay it's time to think it over Too late and now you are feeling blue I hate to say I told you so It wasn't clear now let it blow It's not the way I'm on my way Please let me go You say you say that I'm a stalker But now I don't play by your rules
9.
Dummy 01:42
Dummy dummy youÕre so dummy When I look at you you look dummy I donÕt wanna see you clean hotel rooms I just wanna see you dance like you do Go go go away Take some crappy plane to some Dutch place Dummy oh my God you're so dummy
10.
Doormat 01:38
Why you look so bad I just canÕt understand You keep on skating on my heart You fill your hunger with my guts So why you look so sad I wanna be your doormat I wanna feel your chains
11.
One two three last night I tried to cook you without frying Your finger licking tentacles a surprise You are delicious when you are steamed
12.
I wanna eat a vegan and everybody knows Right now Oh no I can't resist that tasty vegan skin Alright let's dip these fatty fingers into some cheese
13.
Gotta end it up I got good cards Gonna make you mine I got the skills to pay the bills Love's a gamble I ain't bluffing now, not at all

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