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'30 Second Wonders' 12"​/​CD [OCW​-​015]

by VARIOUS ARTISTS

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  • VINYL 12"
    Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    White single side 12" with black silkscreen on b-side + CD + 20 pages booklet + download code included!

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1.
30 SECONDS! HAL A MINUTE! THE 120TH PART OF AN HOUR! THIS SLAM.BANG TIME INTERVAL IS LIKE A MINUTEMAN SAWED IN HALF AT THE PELVIS! A TEMPORAL SPAN SO BRIEF IT MAKES MINUTE RICE TOO SLOW BY HALF! A MERE QUARTER OF THE TWO-MINUTE WARNING! ONE-FOURTEENTH OF SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN! ASSEMBLED HERE ARE UMPTEEN PRACTITIONERS OF THE CRAFT OF 30 SECOND SONG MAKING, SPRINTING HEADLONG TO THE FINISH IN A MAD DASH FOR BREVITY! CONCISENESS IS THEIR BREAD! VELOCITY IS THEIR BUTTER! BEAR WITNESS NOW TO A MIGHT CORNUCOPIA OF THEIR HARRIED,ABBREVIATED BEAT!
2.
I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT'S WRONG AND I REALLY DON'T KNOW IF YOU CARE IF YOU THINK YOUR LIFE IS GOING DOWN TELL ME WHAT'S THE BEST YOU'VE FOUND I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW TO DRIVE OUT OF THIS CLOUDS AND IF YOU REALLY LOVE ME DON'T LOOK FOR SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE THAT RING NO LONGER MAKES MUCH SENS
3.
PSYCHO BABES ARE ON THEIR WAY THEM CONTROLLERS OF THE UNIVERSE I'VE GOT ONE SITTTING NEXT TO ME GOD I WISH THAT I COULD QUIT SHE'S A LITTLE GIRL SHE'S A LITTLE PSYCHO SHE CAN'T GET HER EYES OFF HER BLOODY NEW KINKY CELLPHONE SHE'S A LITTLE GIRL SHE'S A LITTLE PSYCHO SHE LOOKS SO STUNNING BUT SHE'S TOTALLY CRAZY SHE'S A LITTLE GIRL SHE'S A LITTLE PSYCHO
4.
YOU TURNED AWAY FOUND SOMEONE ELSE TO SPEND YOUR END DAYS WITH I DID EVERYTHING I COULD THINK OF JUST TO TIDE THINGS OVER DOWN AT THE BEACH I WANTED JUST TO TRY TO MAKE IT UP TO MY NECK I KNOW MY LUNGS WERE WASTED ON THOSE WORDS NOW I'M BLUE IN THE FACE BUT I CAN HOLD MY BREATH FOR A LONG LONG LONG LONG TIME
5.
PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME STAR TREK BACK GIVE ME STAR TREK BACK GIVE ME BACK STAR TREK GIVE ME STAR TREK BACK GIVE ME STAR TREK BACK GIVE ME BACK GIVE ME BACK GIVE ME BACK STAR TREK
6.
NAIL BOMB – YOU WANT SOME MORE NAIL BOMB – YOU ARE SO BORED NAIL BOMB – INSIDE YOUR FACE NAIL BOMB – I WANNA GAZE OH IT'S FANTASTIC I'M NOT DISGUSTED TO SEE THE BLOOD ON YOUR FACE NAIL BOMB – YOU WANT SOME MORE NAIL BOMB – YOU ARE SO BORED NAIL BOMB – INSIDE YOUR FACE NAIL BOMB – I WANNA GAZE OH IT'S FANTASTIC I'M NOT DISGUSTED TO SEE THE BLOOD ON YOUR FACE
7.
TU NON HAI FREDDO IL MONTONE LO HAI GIA' ADDOSSO E LE SCARPE SU QUELLE ZAMPETTE NON TI SERVONOA NIENTE BECCO, SEI UNO STAMBECCO VIVI AD ALTA QUOTA, MA NON VOLI MAI BECCO, SEI UNO STAMBECCO PORTI LUNGHI CORNI, MA NON COME NOI
8.
EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE WAS BEING PRETTY WEIRD LIKE THE SAD MAGICIAN WHO CAME OUT OF THE MIRROR SCREAMING, SAYING: “AM I SO STUPID, AM I? I SPIT MY GOOD LUCK EVERYTIME” LATER THE MIRROR SHATTERED HIT BY A STONE I TURNED MY BACK AND THERE I SAW YOU NO WONDER I FEEL IN LOVE WITH YOU
9.
BUY THE VINYL IF YOU WANNA READ YOUR PUNK ROCK HEROES' LYRICS, ASSHOLE!
10.
I NEEDED A FEW YEARS TO REALIZE BUT JUST 30 SECONDS TO SPIT IT OUT I BURNED WITH EVERY KISS YOU GAVE ME BUT IN THE END YOU WERE NO GOOD SO I WISHED I'D BURN IN HELL BECAUSE YOU ARE A LIAR AND A CHEATER, A LIAR AND A CHEATER, OH BABE A CHEATER AND A LIAR, A CHEATER AND A LIAR
11.
I'M NOT THAT ONE OF A KIND AND ALL OF YOU DON'T MEAN TO BE REAL MEANT TO BE REAL DO IT NOW, DON'T ASK ME AGAIN WHAT IT MEANS TO CRY AND BE REAL YOU'LL NOTICE THIS IS NOTHING BUT SURREAL
12.
IN THE CHINESE MOTEL I SAW HELL GIRLS AND DOGS IN HOT POSITIONS BEDS IN BATHROOM STRANGER THAT FICTION SMALL ROOMS AND ASIAN SUPERSTITIONS SWORDFISHAND GOATS IN THE CHINESE MOTEL I SAW HELL
13.
YEAH I KNOW IT DOESN'T FEEL SO RIGHT TO BE REJECTED AND BE DENIED OH OH OH CAROLINE YOU CAN NOT BREAK MY HEART CAUSE IT'S PROTECTED AND SAFELY TUCKED OH OH OH CAROLINE WOULD YOU DO I SAY TURN AROUND AND WALK AWAY
14.
HEY OH I DON'T KNOW WHY WHEN THE NIGHT FALLS ZOMBIES ATTACK AND WEREWOLVES COME HEY OH I DON'T KNOW WHY WHEN THE NIGHT FALLS KIDS ARE ALRIGHT AND FALL IN LOVE HEY OH ROBI TOLD ME THAT IN PUNK ROCK SONGS EVERYTHING HAPPENS AT NIGHT AND ROBI NEVER TELLS LIES ROBI SAYS THAT ALL PUNK ROCK STUFF HAPPENS AT NIGHT
15.
I DON'T WANNA GO OUT TONIGHT - I WANNA BE ALONE WITH YOU NO, I DON'T WANNA GO OUT TONIGHT - THERE'S SO MUCH BETTER THINGS TO DO I DON'T WANNA GO OUT, GONNA STAY AT HOME DON'T WANNA GO OUT. BEING ALL ALONE I JUST CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO DO I WANNA BE ALONE WITH YOU
16.
NATIONAL SECURITY BROKEN TO THE GROUND HUNTED BY THE FEDERALS IMPOSSIBLE TO BE FOUND ENCRYPTION! DECRYPTION! CODEBREAKER
17.
BUY THE VINYL IF YOU WANNA READ YOUR PUNK ROCK HEROES' LYRICS, ASSHOLE!
18.
WORDS GET STUCK IN MY THROAT I FEEL SO INSICURE LOVE'S A FOUR LETTER WORD TEN SECS ALREADY GONE BUT THESE ARE THE FUCKIN' RULES DAMNED O.C.W.
19.
AO AO AO TAMARA I SAW YOU DOWNTOWN ON THE BELGRADE STREETS YOU STOLE MY HEART OH BABY CAN'T YOU SEE AO AO AO TAMARA
20.
THEY CALLED METHE ONE CHORD WONDER SAID THAT I COULDN'T WRITE A THING DRUM OR STRUM OR RHIME 2 WORDS AND THAT I COULD BARELY SING AFTER YEARS OF REFUSAL I FEEL INTO A REAL BAD SLOMP UNTIL DAVE DYNAMITE ASKED ME TO WRITE A SONG FOR HIS COMP
21.
NOW THAT I'VE GOT MORE TROUBLES THAN HAIR AT THE PUNK ROCK SHOW I COULDN'T STAY AWAKE BUT THEN I SAW YOU THERE IN THE CROWD NO CHUCKS, NO TATTOOS, NO BUD TRICK WITH MY BAND BUT DON'T MESS WITH MY HEART NO BUBBLEGUM NO CLASSIC GUN MANGES SHIRT AND I SAID WOW
22.
HE COMES TO ALL THE SHOWS I CUM ON HER FACEBOOK PROFILE PICTURE
23.
LA MATTINA IL SOLE LA SFIORA ANNOIATA NON DICE UNA PAROLA E VEDO CHE OGNI GIORNO FA LE STESSE COSE MA RIDIPINGI UNA VITA CHE TU ORA NON HAI PIU' CORRI LONTANO DA QUI NON GUARDARTI INDIETRO MAI NON GUARDARTI INDIETRO MAI
24.
LOOK AT MY HANDS SO BLOODY IT'S KILLING ME SO SLOWLY NOW I'VE GOT IT
25.
SHE REJECTS THE THRONE OF ATLANTIS SHE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE HER PANTS IS ONE'S A MYSTIC, ONE'S A SPASTIC IT AIN'T BROKE SHE AIN'T GONNA BREAK IT DON'T YOU KNOW YOU AIN'T GONNA MAKE IT THINGFUCKER
26.
WE REALLY WANNA BE IN YEAH, WE REALLY WANNA WE REALLY NEED TO BE IN YEAH, FOR MOTHER RUSSIA AND WE DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T GIVE THE FUCKING SLAIGHTEST SHIT ABOUT US CAUSE WE'RE NOT ON M.Z. AND BECAUSE THIS COMPILATION SUCKS AND ONE CHORD WONDER SUCKS AND FREDDY'S STUDIO SUCKS AND MARCO'S DRAWINGS SUCK
27.
GOT NO TIME TO DO THE DISHES GOT NO TIME TO WALK THE DOG OH MY GOD I'M NOT FANCY ABOUT SQEEZING YOUR TITTIES I JUST WANNA STAY AT HOME ALONE WRITING SOME CODES I'M A PROFESSIONAL LOSER
28.
YOU SAID YOU LOVE ME AND YOU WERE NEVER GONNA LEAVE ME TELL ME: HOW COME YOU CAN'T FORGIVE ME BABY YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH IT HURTS BUT SINCE I HAVE TO LEAVE YOU BEHIND I'LL MOVE TO BANZAI PIPELINE LIVING FOR THE WAVES IS ALL I WANT IT'S ALL I EVER WANTED ANYWAY
29.
EVERYBODY IS KISSING ME AND EVERYBODY LOVES BUT I AIN'T GOT NO TIME LOVE ME LIKE AN ANGEL OR SMILING LIKE A DOG BUT I AIN'T GOT THE WINE I AINT' GOT NO TIME
30.
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White single side 12" with black silkscreen on b-side + CD + 20 pages booklet + download code included!

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Artwork and screen printing by Marco About.
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