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Rev. Norb 'Intro'
00:30
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30 SECONDS! HAL A MINUTE!
THE 120TH PART OF AN HOUR!
THIS SLAM.BANG TIME INTERVAL
IS LIKE A MINUTEMAN
SAWED IN HALF AT THE PELVIS!
A TEMPORAL SPAN SO BRIEF
IT MAKES MINUTE RICE
TOO SLOW BY HALF!
A MERE QUARTER OF THE TWO-MINUTE WARNING!
ONE-FOURTEENTH OF SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN!
ASSEMBLED HERE ARE UMPTEEN PRACTITIONERS OF THE CRAFT
OF 30 SECOND SONG MAKING,
SPRINTING HEADLONG TO THE FINISH
IN A MAD DASH FOR BREVITY!
CONCISENESS IS THEIR BREAD!
VELOCITY IS THEIR BUTTER!
BEAR WITNESS NOW TO A MIGHT CORNUCOPIA OF THEIR HARRIED,ABBREVIATED BEAT!
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2. |
Tough 'That Ring'
00:29
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I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT'S WRONG
AND I REALLY DON'T KNOW IF YOU CARE
IF YOU THINK YOUR LIFE IS GOING DOWN
TELL ME WHAT'S THE BEST YOU'VE FOUND
I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW
TO DRIVE OUT OF THIS CLOUDS
AND IF YOU REALLY LOVE ME
DON'T LOOK FOR SOMEONE ELSE
BECAUSE THAT RING NO LONGER MAKES MUCH SENS
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3. |
Senzabenza 'Lil' Psycho'
00:33
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PSYCHO BABES ARE ON THEIR WAY
THEM CONTROLLERS OF THE UNIVERSE
I'VE GOT ONE SITTTING NEXT TO ME
GOD I WISH THAT I COULD QUIT
SHE'S A LITTLE GIRL SHE'S A LITTLE PSYCHO
SHE CAN'T GET HER EYES OFF HER BLOODY NEW KINKY CELLPHONE
SHE'S A LITTLE GIRL SHE'S A LITTLE PSYCHO
SHE LOOKS SO STUNNING BUT SHE'S TOTALLY CRAZY
SHE'S A LITTLE GIRL SHE'S A LITTLE PSYCHO
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YOU TURNED AWAY
FOUND SOMEONE ELSE TO SPEND YOUR END DAYS WITH
I DID EVERYTHING
I COULD THINK OF JUST TO TIDE THINGS OVER
DOWN AT THE BEACH
I WANTED JUST TO TRY TO MAKE IT
UP TO MY NECK
I KNOW MY LUNGS WERE WASTED ON THOSE WORDS
NOW I'M BLUE IN THE FACE
BUT I CAN HOLD MY BREATH FOR A LONG LONG LONG LONG TIME
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5. |
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PLEASE PLEASE
GIVE ME STAR TREK BACK
GIVE ME STAR TREK BACK
GIVE ME BACK STAR TREK
GIVE ME STAR TREK BACK
GIVE ME STAR TREK BACK
GIVE ME BACK
GIVE ME BACK
GIVE ME BACK STAR TREK
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NAIL BOMB – YOU WANT SOME MORE
NAIL BOMB – YOU ARE SO BORED
NAIL BOMB – INSIDE YOUR FACE
NAIL BOMB – I WANNA GAZE
OH IT'S FANTASTIC
I'M NOT DISGUSTED
TO SEE THE BLOOD ON YOUR FACE
NAIL BOMB – YOU WANT SOME MORE
NAIL BOMB – YOU ARE SO BORED
NAIL BOMB – INSIDE YOUR FACE
NAIL BOMB – I WANNA GAZE
OH IT'S FANTASTIC
I'M NOT DISGUSTED
TO SEE THE BLOOD ON YOUR FACE
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7. |
Animols 'Stambecco'
00:32
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TU NON HAI FREDDO
IL MONTONE LO HAI GIA' ADDOSSO
E LE SCARPE SU QUELLE ZAMPETTE
NON TI SERVONOA NIENTE
BECCO, SEI UNO STAMBECCO
VIVI AD ALTA QUOTA, MA NON VOLI MAI
BECCO, SEI UNO STAMBECCO
PORTI LUNGHI CORNI, MA NON COME NOI
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EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE WAS BEING PRETTY WEIRD LIKE
THE SAD MAGICIAN WHO CAME OUT OF THE MIRROR SCREAMING, SAYING:
“AM I SO STUPID, AM I?
I SPIT MY GOOD LUCK EVERYTIME”
LATER THE MIRROR SHATTERED HIT BY A STONE
I TURNED MY BACK AND THERE I SAW YOU
NO WONDER I FEEL IN LOVE WITH YOU
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BUY THE VINYL IF YOU WANNA READ YOUR PUNK ROCK HEROES' LYRICS, ASSHOLE!
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I NEEDED A FEW YEARS TO REALIZE
BUT JUST 30 SECONDS TO SPIT IT OUT
I BURNED WITH EVERY KISS YOU GAVE ME
BUT IN THE END YOU WERE NO GOOD
SO I WISHED I'D BURN IN HELL BECAUSE YOU ARE
A LIAR AND A CHEATER, A LIAR AND A CHEATER, OH BABE
A CHEATER AND A LIAR, A CHEATER AND A LIAR
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I'M NOT THAT ONE OF A KIND
AND ALL OF YOU DON'T MEAN TO BE REAL
MEANT TO BE REAL
DO IT NOW, DON'T ASK ME AGAIN
WHAT IT MEANS TO CRY AND BE REAL
YOU'LL NOTICE
THIS IS NOTHING BUT SURREAL
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12. |
Twister 'Chinese Motel'
00:31
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IN THE CHINESE MOTEL I SAW HELL
GIRLS AND DOGS IN HOT POSITIONS
BEDS IN BATHROOM STRANGER THAT FICTION
SMALL ROOMS AND ASIAN SUPERSTITIONS
SWORDFISHAND GOATS
IN THE CHINESE MOTEL I SAW HELL
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13. |
Dee Cracks 'Caroline'
00:30
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YEAH I KNOW IT DOESN'T FEEL SO RIGHT TO BE REJECTED AND BE DENIED
OH OH OH CAROLINE
YOU CAN NOT BREAK MY HEART CAUSE IT'S PROTECTED AND SAFELY TUCKED
OH OH OH CAROLINE
WOULD YOU DO I SAY TURN AROUND AND WALK AWAY
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HEY OH I DON'T KNOW WHY WHEN THE NIGHT FALLS
ZOMBIES ATTACK AND WEREWOLVES COME
HEY OH I DON'T KNOW WHY WHEN THE NIGHT FALLS
KIDS ARE ALRIGHT AND FALL IN LOVE
HEY OH ROBI TOLD ME THAT IN PUNK ROCK SONGS
EVERYTHING HAPPENS AT NIGHT
AND ROBI NEVER TELLS LIES
ROBI SAYS THAT ALL PUNK ROCK STUFF HAPPENS AT NIGHT
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I DON'T WANNA GO OUT TONIGHT - I WANNA BE ALONE WITH YOU
NO, I DON'T WANNA GO OUT TONIGHT - THERE'S SO MUCH BETTER THINGS TO DO
I DON'T WANNA GO OUT, GONNA STAY AT HOME
DON'T WANNA GO OUT. BEING ALL ALONE
I JUST CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO DO
I WANNA BE ALONE WITH YOU
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16. |
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NATIONAL SECURITY BROKEN TO THE GROUND
HUNTED BY THE FEDERALS IMPOSSIBLE TO BE FOUND
ENCRYPTION!
DECRYPTION!
CODEBREAKER
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17. |
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BUY THE VINYL IF YOU WANNA READ YOUR PUNK ROCK HEROES' LYRICS, ASSHOLE!
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WORDS GET STUCK IN MY THROAT I FEEL SO INSICURE
LOVE'S A FOUR LETTER WORD TEN SECS ALREADY GONE
BUT THESE ARE THE FUCKIN' RULES
DAMNED O.C.W.
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Riccobellis 'Tamara'
00:28
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AO AO AO TAMARA
I SAW YOU DOWNTOWN ON THE BELGRADE STREETS
YOU STOLE MY HEART OH BABY CAN'T YOU SEE
AO AO AO TAMARA
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THEY CALLED METHE ONE CHORD WONDER SAID THAT I COULDN'T WRITE A THING
DRUM OR STRUM OR RHIME 2 WORDS AND THAT I COULD BARELY SING
AFTER YEARS OF REFUSAL I FEEL INTO A REAL BAD SLOMP
UNTIL DAVE DYNAMITE ASKED ME TO WRITE A SONG FOR HIS COMP
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NOW THAT I'VE GOT MORE TROUBLES THAN HAIR
AT THE PUNK ROCK SHOW I COULDN'T STAY AWAKE
BUT THEN I SAW YOU THERE IN THE CROWD
NO CHUCKS, NO TATTOOS, NO BUD
TRICK WITH MY BAND BUT DON'T MESS WITH MY HEART
NO BUBBLEGUM NO CLASSIC GUN MANGES SHIRT
AND I SAID WOW
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HE COMES TO ALL THE SHOWS
I CUM ON HER FACEBOOK PROFILE PICTURE
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23. |
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LA MATTINA IL SOLE LA SFIORA
ANNOIATA NON DICE UNA PAROLA
E VEDO CHE OGNI GIORNO FA LE STESSE COSE MA
RIDIPINGI UNA VITA CHE TU ORA NON HAI PIU'
CORRI LONTANO DA QUI NON GUARDARTI INDIETRO MAI
NON GUARDARTI INDIETRO MAI
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LOOK AT MY HANDS
SO BLOODY
IT'S KILLING ME
SO SLOWLY
NOW I'VE GOT IT
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SHE REJECTS THE THRONE OF ATLANTIS
SHE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE HER PANTS IS
ONE'S A MYSTIC, ONE'S A SPASTIC
IT AIN'T BROKE
SHE AIN'T GONNA BREAK IT
DON'T YOU KNOW
YOU AIN'T GONNA MAKE IT
THINGFUCKER
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26. |
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WE REALLY WANNA BE IN
YEAH, WE REALLY WANNA
WE REALLY NEED TO BE IN
YEAH, FOR MOTHER RUSSIA
AND WE DON'T CARE
IF YOU DON'T GIVE
THE FUCKING SLAIGHTEST
SHIT ABOUT US
CAUSE WE'RE NOT ON M.Z. AND
BECAUSE THIS COMPILATION SUCKS
AND ONE CHORD WONDER SUCKS
AND FREDDY'S STUDIO SUCKS
AND MARCO'S DRAWINGS SUCK
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27. |
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GOT NO TIME TO DO THE DISHES
GOT NO TIME TO WALK THE DOG OH MY GOD
I'M NOT FANCY ABOUT SQEEZING YOUR TITTIES
I JUST WANNA STAY AT HOME ALONE
WRITING SOME CODES
I'M A PROFESSIONAL LOSER
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28. |
The Veterans 'P084'
00:28
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YOU SAID YOU LOVE ME
AND YOU WERE NEVER GONNA LEAVE ME
TELL ME: HOW COME
YOU CAN'T FORGIVE ME
BABY YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW MUCH IT HURTS
BUT SINCE I HAVE TO
LEAVE YOU BEHIND
I'LL MOVE TO BANZAI PIPELINE
LIVING FOR THE WAVES IS ALL I WANT
IT'S ALL I EVER WANTED ANYWAY
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29. |
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EVERYBODY IS KISSING ME
AND EVERYBODY LOVES
BUT I AIN'T GOT NO TIME
LOVE ME LIKE AN ANGEL
OR SMILING LIKE A DOG
BUT I AIN'T GOT THE WINE
I AINT' GOT NO TIME
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30. |
Doors 'New Mood'
01:11
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INSTRUMENTAL
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